Joke: Asian Room Service (Just for laughs)

A real recorded conversation between a guest and room service in Asia

Room Service:

“Morny. Ruin sorbees”

Guest:

“Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service”

Room Service:

“Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny!  Djewish to odor sunteen??”

Guest:

“Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs”

Room Service:

“Ow July den?”

Guest:

“What??”

Room Service:

“Ow July den?…pry,boy, pooch?”

Guest:

“Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.”

Room Service:

“Ow July dee bayhcem…crease?”

Guest:

“Crisp will be fine.”

Room Service:

“Hokay. An San toes?”

Guest:

“What???”

Room Service:

“San toes. July San toes?”

Guest:

“Uhh… I don’t think so”

Room Service:

“No? Judo one toes??”

Guest:

“I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo one toes’ means.”

Room Service:

“Toes! toes!…why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?”

Guest:

“Oh, English muffin!!  I’ve got it!  You were saying ‘Toast.’  Fine.”  Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”

Room Service:

“We bother?”

Guest:

“No.  Just put the bother on the side.”

Room Service:

“Wad?”

Guest:

“I mean butter…just put it on the side.”

Room Service:

“Copy?”

Guest:

“Sorry???”

Room Service:

“Copy…tea…mill?”

Guest:

“Yes. Coffee please, and that’s all.”

Room Service:

“One Minnie.  Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy….rye??”

Guest:

“Whatever you say.”

Room Service:

“Tendjewberrymud.”

Guest:

“You’re welcome.”

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