A real recorded conversation between a guest and room service in Asia
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Room Service: |
“Morny. Ruin sorbees” |
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Guest: |
“Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service” |
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Room Service: |
“Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??” |
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Guest: |
“Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs” |
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Room Service: |
“Ow July den?” |
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Guest: |
“What??” |
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Room Service: |
“Ow July den?…pry,boy, pooch?” |
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Guest: |
“Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.” |
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Room Service: |
“Ow July dee bayhcem…crease?” |
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Guest: |
“Crisp will be fine.” |
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Room Service: |
“Hokay. An San toes?” |
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Guest: |
“What???” |
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Room Service: |
“San toes. July San toes?” |
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Guest: |
“Uhh… I don’t think so” |
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Room Service: |
“No? Judo one toes??” |
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Guest: |
“I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo one toes’ means.” |
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Room Service: |
“Toes! toes!…why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?” |
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Guest: |
“Oh, English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘Toast.’ Fine.” Yes, an English muffin will be fine.” |
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Room Service: |
“We bother?” |
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Guest: |
“No. Just put the bother on the side.” |
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Room Service: |
“Wad?” |
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Guest: |
“I mean butter…just put it on the side.” |
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Room Service: |
“Copy?” |
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Guest: |
“Sorry???” |
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Room Service: |
“Copy…tea…mill?” |
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Guest: |
“Yes. Coffee please, and that’s all.” |
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Room Service: |
“One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy….rye??” |
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Guest: |
“Whatever you say.” |
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Room Service: |
“Tendjewberrymud.” |
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Guest: |
“You’re welcome.” |
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